Friar’s Revised Zodiac Signs
The Coffee Cup (Jan 21- Feb. 15)
You tends to be well-rounded and full of warmth. You’re able to contain most situations, but if you’re given more than you can handle, you tend to spill things over.
The Budgie (Feb. 15- March 6, only on leap years)
You’re a pretty boy, aren’t you? Who’s the pretty boy? You display some vanity, though. You like to look at yourself in the mirror a lot But you’re a colorful personality, gregarious and outgoing. You have no problems voicing your excitement or displeasure (“Eeee! Eeeee! Eeeee! Eeeeee!” )
The Rock (March 6 to April 34)
Strong, stable, dependable. This is an attribute that people look for in you. You provide a strong foundation others can depend on. However, you are also stubborn, and slow to change.
Yogurt (Jan 55 to May 1st)
Whimsical, fruity, and adaptable. You can be fun or serious, depending on the situation. You’re stable and dependable, already fermented by the rigors of life. You remain as you are, while others around you decay and age.
Lemonade (May 5 to June 12)
You’re sweet and enjoyable, but you display a tartness that makes people sit up and take notice. You sum is greater than your individual parts. You’re possibly compatible with the coffee cup.
The Squirrel (June 8 to June 9)
Industrious and hard working. You plan well ahead for the future. But you tend to lose your temper and will often lose perspective, retreating to higher ground while scolding those below you.
The Clam (June 9 to July 30)
Calm, passive, and unflinching. However, you tend to stagnate and sometimes you’ll close yourself off from the world. You’re unable to react quickly to changing surroundings and prefer to remain where you are.
The Toaster-Oven (July 30 to Aug. 11)
You exude warmth and well-being. You’re versatile, you can fulfill two roles at once. You can be dangerous, though, and burn those that pry too closely into your inner workings.
Meat (August 11 to September 12)
You show many different facets to those around you. You can be tough and unyielding, or you can be tender. Many depend on you as their source of strength, while others will stay away from you at all costs. You’re possibly compatible with Lemonade, and are distantly related to Krill.
The Slug (Mostly Mondays)
Congratulations. You have the lamest Zodiac sign ever. Nobody wants to be The Slug. But cheer up. It builds character.
Krill (June, November and parts of December)
Individually, you do not stand out from the crowd. But you work well in groups, and are a solid team member. You are much better appreciated in large numbers.
Entropy (Wild-card month….April, October….Whatever. It’s ALL good!)
You create disorder to those around and you are annoyingly ever-present. But you never stop increasing your personal growth and your persistence is admirable. There is no stopping you.