Viking Solstice
“Behold!”, said Clöst Aerfrök, the Village Elder. “It is the Midwinter Solstice. The shortest day of the year.”
“It is a time for reflection and thankfulness, for having survived another year”.
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Indeed, winter was a quiet time in the village of SmelBaäd. The Invading Season was over. The drakkars were battened down, and docked until spring.
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Food was stocked from the previous summer. Warriors got to sleep in. Children amused themselves playing their Viking games.
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Even Ursaäl was down, for his long winter nap.
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There was little to do…and Vikings, being what they are, grew restless and short-tempered with their all inactivity. The men were sent outside to cool off to prevent themselves from slaying each other (or possibly their wives from slaying them).
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With energy to spare, they started to pile snow. Soon, it grew into a wall, and the wall grew into fortifications…
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At the end of it all, they had created a magnficient snow-castle, the likes of which had never been seen.
“It’s beautiful!”, they exclaimed. “It’s stupdendous!”
“But what shall we do with it?”
“I know…!” said Bjorgolf the Berserker. “Let’s burn and pillage it!”
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And so the Vikings did.
They picked sides and staged a mock battle that the entire village participated in.
With mighty battle cries of “NYARRRGH!!!” ringing throughout the day, the snow-castle was pillaged and (somehow) burned to its very foundations.
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The ruins burned well into the night, around which the village gathered to celebrate the Feast of Yule, beneath the dancing Northern lights.
And a good time was had by all.
THE END.
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December 23, 2009 at 12:51 am
Such a festive tale… Or shall I say “tail” since the donkey and a pup (Basil’s cousin?) are involved?
December 23, 2009 at 1:07 am
@Amy
Could be Basils’ cousin. Basil is a Labrador Retriever, and the Vikings were among the first to settle Newfoundland.
December 23, 2009 at 1:25 am
I laughed out loud at this, made my Hubby and Youngest read it. They didn’t get Clöst Aerfrök. Woot for us, sad for them.
December 23, 2009 at 3:39 am
These are great Friar. Your blog is SUCH a breath of fresh air.
I love the one where the men are piling the snow and the battle scene. That dog looks smarter in this post too. He just does,heh,heh; looks like he’s barking out all the orders. There’s so much going on in that battle scene; these Vikings have technique even at the height of destruction and chaos.
My fav tho is the last one, the Feast of Yule. Gorgeous blue sky, northern lights and awh… a cutsie little couple with their arms around each other… bliss, until somebody farts.
December 23, 2009 at 9:54 am
Thank god someone had the sense to celebrate the solstice and the inevitable return of the sun. Of course it was the Celts that started it, but just as long as someone did it’s ok.
Now if only the christians could find a way to celebrate the world as it is instead of waiting for paradise after death.
December 23, 2009 at 10:48 am
@Vicki
Heh heh.
If I ever turn this into a kids’ book, I might have to change Clöst’s last name.
@Davina
I got the farting and burping out of my system, with the last Viking story.
@Bandobras
Yup…the Vikings got it. They knew how to celebrate life.
I bet you their Yule Feast was a lot more fun than being trapped inside a building listening to people sing Christmas-Carols off-key!
The one is more family-oriented. (Relatively…)
December 23, 2009 at 10:56 am
Oh geeze, what a swell feel-good Viking story of pillaging.
Burning snow forts … too funny.
I’m glad to see see that they elder krones are wearing mittens (for the most part). Much more realistic than that other cartoon about Frosty … You live by your word (for the most part).
I’m not ready for Christmas (for the most part).
Seestor
Merry Chistmas Eyeteaguy and Friar Followers.
December 23, 2009 at 11:05 am
I think the drakkar is shivering
Awesome…
December 23, 2009 at 11:21 am
@Seestor
Yes..handling snow and metal weapons is NOT fun when it’s below zero. So I made sure the Vikings all had mitts.
The only one going sleevless is the Berserker. But he can do that…because, well, he’s a Berserker.
@Brett
Poor drakkar. (Though it should be grateful that the Vikings don’t set fire to it).
December 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
Yeah, I felt sorry for it.
It reminded me of the look Walter gave me this morning when I walked him at 5:15, I think he had ice on his whiskers…
December 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Funny, I’m just hearing a story on the radio right now about how people in a small Swedish town build a large wooden goat every year around this time and every year some dumbasses burn it to the ground.
Nyarrggh!!
December 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Friar, you are a hoot!
It’s nice to know I celebrate yule in good company.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
December 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
@ Wee Friar,
My curiosity led me to google “Viking Solstice” and there you were at the top of the list. Imagine school kids doing their research assignment via Google, and quoting The Friar.
I also discovered in http://skandland.com/vikxmas.htm that we borrowed much from the Vikings. They celebrated the Winter Solstice for 12 days in Scandinavia, and hence, origin of the 12 Days of Christmas.
At Solstice, the Vikings honored their Asa Gods with religious rituals and feasting. They sacrificed a wild boar to Frey, the God of fertility and farming, to assure a good growing season in the coming year. The meat was then cooked and eaten at the feast. This is the origin of today’s Christmas ham.
During the festivities they burned a giant Sunwheel, which was put on fire and rolled down a hill to entice the Sun to return. According to one theory, this is the origin of the Christmas wreath.
December 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@Brett
Poor Walter! (Though sometimes he acts like an arsehole, jumping and chewing on us….maybe this is payback time!)
@Hannah
Nyarggh!
It’s good to see at least some dumb-ass traditions are still being kept.
I bet you that is one big party town, though.
@Kyydryn
Half of what we celebrate this time of year is borrowed from the Vikings anyway. (See Friar’s Mom’s note, below).
@Friar’s Mom
Gee? Google put me at the top of the list? I’m flattered!
Seems you and I think alike. That looks a lot like the article I checked out before writign this post.
Glad to see my blog is encourageing others to think and conduct their own research.
December 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
That was an awesome Christmas present.
Thanks, I really needed a laugh, and your drawings are amazing.
Even if you only get 20 comments, mine is worth 150 if I like it.
Eyeteaguy
December 23, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@Eyeteaguy
Wow…that comment made my day.
(And I’m being sincere this time!)
December 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
This just in…..EyeCritiqueguy….. two thumbs up for Viking Solstice!!!!!
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Did something freeze over????
December 23, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Love these Friar, Just love them.
Happy Holidays right back to Seestor and Wee Friar’s Mom.
December 23, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@Janice
Not only did something freeze over, but a certain type of porcine barnyard animal has started flying.
Glad you like the cartoons, though.
December 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@Janice… heh, heh… if something HAS frozen over I’m pretty sure those Vikings can burn and pillage it.
December 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm
@Davina
Just shows you how motivated those Vikings were. If they put their mind to it…they could set anything on fire.
Nyarrgh.
December 23, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Don’t I remember Wee Friar’s Mom telling us about your early experiments in pyrotechnics, Friar? Odd things YOU would look at and somehow think hey what if I…..??
And I tweeted and facebooked this little tale.
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December 23, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@Janice
My younger brother Spalpeen and were both pyromaniacs…though Spalpeen a little more so than me.
Suffice to say, we kept Friar’s Mom on her toes!
December 23, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Sure blame it on Spalpeen. Convenient those siblings.. LOL.
December 23, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I am highly amused by your burning snow castle.
The only things missing are 1) a warrior apprentice with his tongue stuck to his sword, and 2) the scent of Polo.
December 23, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Good job Friar.
Happy Holidays to all the other Deep Friar-ittes and thanks for this little corner of the web where we can all come and be bit of a sarcastic goof.
(And I think EyeTeaGuy has been watching too many heart warming Christmas specials or something. Hell has indeed frozen over.)
Cheers, Guy.
Merry Boobs for all!
December 24, 2009 at 12:42 am
@Janice
No, seriously, when he was younger, my brother Spalpeen would give me a run for my money. Hard to say who was the bigger idiot at the time. We tag-teamed, and got my poor Dad’s blood pressure through the roof.
@Spalpeen
Perhaps a snow-pyramid?
I mean…nobody would EVER start a fire in a snow-pyramid.
@Karen
Thanks for showing up all year…your comments from the Peanut Gallery helped derail many a blog post, and turn this into the fun open forum that it is…
And I think Eyeteaguy’s heart grew THREE sizes today…and he got the strength of TEN Eyeteaguys…plus two!
PS. So…you still HADDA bring up boobs?
December 24, 2009 at 9:05 am
What would Christmas *be* without boobs?
Hey, I got part 1 of a cool interview I scored with the Head of Story at Disney. Check ‘er out. I’m all giddy about it.
December 24, 2009 at 11:55 am
I wish I were a Viking now. That sounds like a fun and wonderful way to spend the winter. Great story! And Merry Viking Soltice to you.
December 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@XUP
Those Vikings lived up north full-time, they knew how to adapt and have fun!
Merry Viking Solstice/Midwinter Yule to you too!
December 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I love these posts of yours!!
PS. I went to midnight mass this year, and lo and behold there were two teenage boys snickering at the sounds the choir was making, the carols, their mom having a sneezing fit because of all the incense, offering peace, etc.
Of course I thought of you.
December 26, 2009 at 10:14 pm
@Steph
Were they laughing at the “Gitchi Manitou” from the Huron Christmas Carol?