Friar’s Guide to Malnutrition
Just remember the four basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Caffeine and Fat.
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May 6, 2010 at 2:50 am
You must make sure your diet is balanced. For example, if you ate too many donuts, you’ve got to balance it out by having more coffee, etc.
May 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm
@Kelvin
..and make sure you wash it down with some good salty potato chips. (I think that qualifies as a vegetable, too!)
May 6, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Dammit man, haven’t you read the food guide!
And you complain about smokers, sheesh.
May 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Don’t worry. I plan on dying from a massive heart attack instantly, thus saving our Health Care system the expense of trying to prolong my unhealthy life.
May 10, 2010 at 11:03 am
Ha ha – you listed maple syrup and maple syrup is healthy – ha ha
May 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm
@XUP
Really?
Damn!
May 13, 2010 at 10:02 am
Around here, in The Boogerwoods, we have a fifth group…LARD
May 13, 2010 at 10:52 am
@trailerparkbarbie
Lard is just fat, in it’s elemental form.
May 15, 2010 at 7:08 am
LOL – I’m pleased to see that I just ate a perfectly balanced breakfast.