Just remember the four basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Caffeine and Fat.
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You must make sure your diet is balanced. For example, if you ate too many donuts, you’ve got to balance it out by having more coffee, etc.
..and make sure you wash it down with some good salty potato chips. (I think that qualifies as a vegetable, too!)
Dammit man, haven’t you read the food guide!
And you complain about smokers, sheesh.
Don’t worry. I plan on dying from a massive heart attack instantly, thus saving our Health Care system the expense of trying to prolong my unhealthy life.
Ha ha – you listed maple syrup and maple syrup is healthy – ha ha
Around here, in The Boogerwoods, we have a fifth group…LARD
Lard is just fat, in it’s elemental form.
LOL – I’m pleased to see that I just ate a perfectly balanced breakfast.
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