Viking Children, Versus Those Who Are Not.
Most children are taught the three R’s:
Viking children are taught the 3 P’s.
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Most children need to be told to put a helmet on before riding their bike.
Viking Children need to be told to wear a helmet, before going out to raid the playground.
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Most children like to play “Duck, Duck, Goosee!”
Viking children like to play “Saxon, Saxon, DANE!”
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Most chidlren are scolded, if they play too aggressively.
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Viking Children are scolded when they DON’T play aggressively ENOUGH.
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Most children hate to get wool sweaters for Christmas
Viking children LOVE to get chain-mail sweaters for Mid-Winter’s Feast.
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Most chidren sleep with some kind of Teddy Bear
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Viking Children sleep with REAL bears!
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August 24, 2010 at 1:19 am
Vikings sure do love violence and danger.
Loved the comic.
August 24, 2010 at 4:51 am
Sounds a bit like my kids…
(when they come running to me to complain that brother or sister is “hitting them”, I tell them to sort it out themselves… after all, when they are adults, they’ll have to do the same, right?)
August 24, 2010 at 7:26 am
@Posky
Of course….that’s because they’re VIKINGS!
@Brett
Sounds like your little Brettlings will be invading and pillaging in no time!
August 24, 2010 at 8:40 am
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August 24, 2010 at 9:35 am
Love the comic. Particularly the teddy bear & real bear seeing as I was one of those children who kept a teddy bear for years (actually… I still have him, smushed face and all). Of course, I’d be likely to keep a real bear as a pet if I didn’t think it would eat me. =p
August 24, 2010 at 9:59 am
@Kat
I still have a bear, too (who often gets posted on this blog!)
Drives Eyeteaguy nuts, it does.
August 24, 2010 at 10:00 am
@Texticulos
Thanks for faithfully linking to my Viking posts! It’s flattering that I’m also popular in Portugese!
August 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
Do Viking chilldren go shopping with their parents or to fancy Sunday brunch with their Elders?
August 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm
@XUP
Vikings don’t shop. They pillage.
If they DO happen to take their kids with them, they’ll be put to work as shield-bearers.
In terms of brunch…it really doesn’t matter what age, elder or child. It’s all equally bad. All Vikings have atrocious table manners.
August 25, 2010 at 4:18 am
Viking Lexicological Translator:
Brunch: Buh-run-chk
Normal Definition: before lunch, yet after breakfast. Includes and egg dish and a muffin. Seen as High Class
Viking Definition: The sound a bone makes when stepped on by anyone wearing a size 12 boot, or the sound of a barstool being crushed when sat on by Olfstad the Rotund.
August 25, 2010 at 6:04 am
Hi!
They are very funny and I don’t miss a chance of promoting then around here! Keep up!
Have fun!
August 25, 2010 at 11:38 am
@Friar
Some of your pictures of going places with your teddy bear were the first things I saw on your blog. Next were the viking comics. After that it was just like, ‘I’m hooked, how could I not be?’
August 25, 2010 at 11:56 am
I think my kids could be vikings.
Do they make chain-mail in pink? And shields with Barbie on them?
Eyedadguy