More Pointless Random Lists…
English “or” Words that could be a good name for an alien War-Lord
- Ven-Dor
- Can-Dor
- Ar-Dor
- Glam-Or
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Old and Tired Facebook posts
- Expressing the blatantly obvious (i.e. “We should not judge people based on their appearance“), and self-righteously patting yourself on the back for doing so.
- Coloring your avatar to show support/awareness for the latest flavor-of-the-month cause.
- Copy-pasting a quote from a dead philosopher/dead poet, to show everyone how wise and well-read you are.
- Posting a photo of yourself (if you’re a woman), so all the other women can tell you how “lovely” you look.
- Posting a photo of your meal, so everyone can tell you how “yummy” it looks.
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Dialogue from the 3-year-old demon-spawn at the next table at the restaurant
- “Am…Am…Am…Am…Am…Am…AM!!! AM!!!! AMMM AMMMAMMMAMAAMAM”
- “SCREEECH!!!!
- “No! No! No! No! Noooo! NOOOOOO!!!”
- “AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!”
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Modern professions that would be totally useless after a nuclear war and civilizations’ inevitable collapse
- Man-scaper
- Feng-shui consultant
- Social Media Ninja
- Auric Cleanser
- Life Coach
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Modern professions that are totally useless today
- See above.
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Popular Nah-Nah Songs
- Hey Jude: “Nah-Nah-Nah Nana-Nah Nahhhhh”
- Kiss him goodbye: “Nah-Nah-Nah Na, Nah-Nah-Nah Na, Hey-Ay, Good Bye”
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down: “Nahhh, Nana-Na Nah, Nana Nah Nanana Nahhh”
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Bitchy Comic Strip Girls I Never Liked
- Lucy Van Pelt
- Violet and Patty
- Margaret Wade (Dennis the Menace’s nemesis)
- Veronica Lodge
Comic strip characters that would basically be identical, if it weren’t for slight differences in hairstyle or clothes
- Betty and Veronica
- Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
- Jeffy/Billy/Dolly from The Family Circus.
- Blondie Bumpstead and Tootsie Woodley (right down to the cup size)
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Best Bugs Bunny quotes ever
- “You better plug him again, Mac, just to make sure!”
- “Fortunately, I keep mah feathers numbered, for jest such an emergency.”
- “I must KIWWW the wabbit!”
- “What for you bury me in the cold, cold, ground?”
- “Ahhh…Magnolias!”
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Uncle Friar’s tips on how to mess with dogs and get them all wound up
- Blow in their face.
- Tickle them between the pads on their feet.
- Point excitedly into the snow (“Whassat? WHASSAT?) and watch them start a digging frenzy
- In a quiet voice…come right up to their face, and ask them “Wwwwwwwwww…..WHAT????”
February 23, 2011 at 10:45 am
How to mess with dogs: If you’re a volunteer firefighter, test the siren on your fire truck.
I’ve got a dog whistle ap on my smart phone that I use to mess with my daughter’s dog.
Turns out the dog whistle ap also works with the 330 lb former high school linebacker that’s in my reactor operator license class. A couple of week’s ago, I was in the room the simulator is operated from while his team was in the simulator, with the door between the two closed. “Watch this,” I said to another instructor and turned the ap on. Immediately we heard over the monitoring speaker, “He’s doing it, again!”
***Fun at work.***
February 23, 2011 at 12:48 pm
How about posting a picture of a philosopher or poet so all your friends can say how yummy they look.
February 23, 2011 at 1:57 pm
@Mike
Why in God’s name would they make an ap for a dog whistle?
Wait..never mind. Nothing surprises me anymore.
@Dave
Yeah, but poets and philosphers tend to be tortured intellectuals who don’t earn much money. They’d be too scrawny to be considered “yummy”.
February 24, 2011 at 10:40 pm
I’m gonna try to think of some more Popular Nah Nah Songs, haha; there have to be more…
February 25, 2011 at 8:50 am
How did:
“I knew I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque”
NOT make the best Bugs Bunny quotes?
Jeesh.
February 25, 2011 at 9:30 am
@aliastaken
I know there have GOT to be more Nah-Nah songs out there. My mind drew a blank after these three, though.
@Andrea
D’Oh! How could I forget that one?
Also: “Hasaaaaan….CHOP!!!”