Friar’s Random Management-Speak Generator
Tags: corporate-speak, Management-speak, office cliche, office humor, rant
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Tags: corporate-speak, Management-speak, office cliche, office humor, rant
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March 5, 2011 at 4:43 pm
It’s actually “40,000 foot view”
heh heh heh
March 5, 2011 at 4:46 pm
@Brett
That’s because your managers must have raised the bar and set higher expectations…
March 5, 2011 at 5:01 pm
“alignment”
That’s what they called the program where I worked for forcing all the different plant sites to meet the same cooperate mold. Part of the end result was work force reduction, though it was never billed as such. I retired before it was implemented, but due to “alignment” I now have the opportunity to be a double-dipping contractor since Operations Training doesn’t have the staffing to meet the regulatory requirements.
March 5, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Nah, I think it’s because we have an “oversight role” heh heh heh…
March 5, 2011 at 8:43 pm
@Mike
Let me guess. Your workplace (like many) had no succession planning. There was a hiring freeze years and no young graduates could get a job. And now the company is trying to play catch-up by hiring back all the old guys at $100/hour consultants.
@Brett
That’s it, in a nutshell. Your insights have provided value-added clarity to the situation, and have helped us learn and improve, as a World-Class comment thread.