Friar’s List of Favorites, Crappy and Otherwise.
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CRAPPY THINGS
My favorite body of water
Lake Titicaca
My favorite character from a children’s book
Winnie the Pooh
My favorite dog breed
The shihtzu
My favorite game of chance
Craps
My favorite type of mushroom
The shiitake
My favorite fowl dish
Turducken
My favorite polynesian dish
The Pu pu platter
My favorite Swiss Alp
Crap Sogn Gion
My favorite sportfish to catch
The crappie
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OTHER THINGS
My favorite card, in French
As de Pique
My favorite gelatin dish
Aspic
My favorite French animal
Phoque
My favorite ski wax
Fart
My favorite flower, in French
Pissenlit
My favorite part of plant anatomy
The pistil
My favorite rodent
The titmouse
My favorite bird
The tit
My favorite primate
The titi
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May 28, 2011 at 3:02 am
Lol. WTF is a Pissenlit in English?
May 28, 2011 at 8:15 am
Pissenlit is dandelion
Piss en lit = piss in your bed – a reference to the yellow flowers on the nice green grass
May 28, 2011 at 12:27 pm
It never fails to surprise me how much men are interested in piss and crap.
May 28, 2011 at 12:39 pm
@Cath
I was gonna explain, but Canadian Army wife beat me to it!
@Dot
And we men are often dismayed and suprised that women don’t share our amusement.
May 28, 2011 at 3:42 pm
I’m commenting here instead of Facebook, which I’m only checking sporadically — and, no, I’m not going to go on FB to tell you I commented here. (If you could hear facebook, it’d be a sucking kind of sound — as it sucks all kinds of internet activity away to itself, speaking of favorite crappy things.)
May 30, 2011 at 9:42 pm
@Mike
Well, I’m glad for any comment, either way. (Even though Facebook IS a huge time-suck!)
June 14, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Titmouse is a bird.