Contrary to what you may think…
It’s OKAY to break a bill. You don’t always have to pay with exact change.
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Coming up with a fancy new corporate acronym will not necessarily improve your company’s finances.
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Not everyone is as thrilled as you are, when your newborn infant comes to the movies with you.
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Cereals that are 75% marshmallow do not make up “part of a good breakfast”.
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Putting a “Baby on Board” sticker on your car does not make you look like a concerned parent.
Actually, it makes you look like an idiot.
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Driving your Daddy’s $50,000 SUV to the mall while cranking hip-hop tunes does not mean you’re from the ‘hood. Nor does it give you “street cred”.
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Oprah’s farts don’t always smell like oven-fresh cinnamon buns.
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The planet can live without your Facebook photos about what you ate for lunch.
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September 15, 2011 at 5:50 am
Very professionally-done cartoons! I always thought “baby on board” meant “I know your driving is so bad it’s going to kill me, but restrain yourself because there’s a baby in here.”
And by the way, that hot dog looks yummy.
September 15, 2011 at 7:46 am
Those Baby-on-Board things drive me nuts. It implies we’re all careless morons, who normally will hit other vehicles without thinking twice about it. But Oh…there’s a baby. THAT’S different ! Now, I’ll stop deliberately hitting you.
September 15, 2011 at 10:42 pm
I have a baby in my car. Rather than block part of my view with a yellow diamond sign and expecting a four by four piece of plastic to keep me safe, I prefer to actually pay attention to my driving and the driving of those around me. Call me crazy.
I loathe Oprah. Loathe. Honestly, she enrages me. If I should chance to meet her, I believe I could not keep myself from slapping her silly.
You, however, I adore.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
September 15, 2011 at 11:15 pm
@Kyddryn
The fact that you loathe Oprah….has restored my faith in the female race!
And I’m glad you like me (I wouldn’t want to be slapped silly!)
September 16, 2011 at 5:14 am
One night, several of friends and I were in the car. We decided to roll down the windows, turned up the volume, and blasted… old N’sync music.
September 16, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Well, at least you didn’t play the Back Street Boys.