Soon, it will be Christmas, and it will be time to take out my Matchbox cars again. This is a little tradition I’ve started. I’ve loved Matchbox cars, ever since I can remember. I used to get them a lot. I remember as early as ages 2 and 3. That would have been [...]
Archive for December 2011
Christmas Cars
December 23, 2011Friar’s Christmas Wishes
December 22, 2011Forget world peace. Here’s what I’d like to see for Christmas 2011. a a All the fruitcake on the planet will be loaded onto one huge rocket, and launched into the sun. a a It’ll be against the law to give clothes as gifts to any kid under 10. aa A The Turkey Stuffing Fairy [...]
More Coping with Boredom
December 15, 2011Bad Art: Godzilla Attacks Montreal
December 14, 2011There’s always a story behind every one of my paintings, including my bad art. I had almost forgotten about this one, which I did about 11 years ago. I was living in the West Island of Montreal at the the time, and I remember that I had taken my paints out to the waterfront, to [...]
One Incredibly Boring Meeting
December 12, 2011This was a doodle I did at work about 11 years ago. At the time, I was determined to cover the entire sheet of paper. And I succeeded. I’d never done this before, nor since. But it gives you an idea of how EXCEPTIONALLY BORING the meeting was.
Still More Uses for Bacon
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Excerpts from On-Line Dating Ads That Make Thank My Lucky Stars That I’m still SIngle
December 1, 2011“I wish to live a true love relationship with all its joys and its challenges, and feel the openness of my partner’s heart… Being able to communicate at a deep level who we are, where we’re at and how we feel, and be received and understood. “ Oh..Geez. You’re not one of those women who [...]
