Screw You, Squirrels!
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Dear Arsehole Squirrels;
Remember my sunflower that you tried to destroy and left for dead?
Well, it recovered and it’s doing fine. In SPITE of your malice.
Ungratefully yours;
Friar.
PS. Screw you. And stay out of my yard!
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September 18, 2012 at 6:58 am
Squirrels read your blog?
September 18, 2012 at 7:27 am
@eyeteaguy
Oh, I have no doubt that they do. Those conniving rodents.
September 18, 2012 at 8:43 am
Well, they should be hibernating soon. Right?
September 18, 2012 at 7:48 pm
@Mike
Just so long as it’s NOT in my attic !!!!