Anti-Squirrel Haiku
Malevolent stare
You resent me being here.
Too bad. I’m bigger.
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Rodent-varmint.
When you spring into action.
You’re up to no good.
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Sunflower killer.
You climbed the plant and broke it.
Out of pure malice.
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Hogging the feeder.
Gorging yourselves on the seeds.
Meant for the blue-jays.
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Thieving rat with tail.
Rodent-spit on our apples.
Look how fat you are.
Look how fat you areaa
“Traverse d’Écureuil”.
Squirrel crossing in Quebec.
I hope you get hit.
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You dug up my yard.
And re-planted a tulip.
I tolerate this.
Tags: haiku, humor, rant, squirrels are assholes, squirrlels
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November 26, 2012 at 11:31 pm
LOVE IT!
November 27, 2012 at 12:02 am
And don’t get me started with the crack squirrels… I tried to do a post to warn the world, but no one took me seriously.
November 29, 2012 at 10:58 pm
@Carmen I try to do my part.
November 29, 2012 at 10:59 pm
@Pouringmyartout
The thought of those hyperactive rodents on crack….ALARMS me.
November 29, 2012 at 11:12 pm
As well it should. There is no greater threat to mankind’s future. At least until earthworms discover heroin.