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Failed Kool-Aid Flavors
May 6, 2012You know you’re a real fisherman when…
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You have 4 identical lures, but you spend 25$ buying two more, “just in case”.
You’ve tipped a canoe at least once. (Bonus points if it’s in ice water)
You’re destroyed your fair share of props.
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You’ve learned that “shore lunch” isn’t always as much fun as it sounds.
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You’ll gladly off-r0ad for miles into the bush, at the risk of wrecking your driveshaft, just to get to a remote lake that’s rumored to “maybe” have some trout in it.
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It could be either too early or too late in the season, but either way, you’ve fished in snow.
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By trial and painful error, you’ve learned which part of the walleye NOT to grab.
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You’ll burn 3500 calories in order to catch 500 calories worth of food.
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You refuse to use the politically-correct gender-neutral term “fisher”.
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Friar’s Christmas Wishes
December 22, 2011Forget world peace.
Here’s what I’d like to see for Christmas 2011.
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All the fruitcake on the planet will be loaded onto one huge rocket, and launched into the sun.
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It’ll be against the law to give clothes as gifts to any kid under 10.
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The Turkey Stuffing Fairy will see to it that turkey stuffing everywhere will be raisin-free.
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Charlie Brown will finally stop taking crap from Lucy.
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The Abominable Snow-Monster will get to keep all this teeth, this time.
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Children’s Aid will get involved, and see to it that those poor Frosty kids have decent winter clothes, for a change.
Still More Uses for Bacon
December 9, 2011
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Be Prepared to Wait When…
March 15, 2011Grandma Moses blows her months’ pension check on lottery tickets, and needs to check the whole stack for winners.
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The only thing you can see in the slow-moving car ahead of you is a big FEDORA.
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Chuckles the PowerPoint King insists on reading each and every slide…VERBATIM.
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The vehicle next in line at the drive-thru is a VAN…full of screaming demon-spawn.
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Old Man Yåargen appears very perplexed about his prescription, and no doubt needs to talk to someone about it.
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The 17-year-old sales clerk can’t answer your question, and, like, needs to consult their 18-year-old manager.
Even six MORE uses for Christmas fruitcake
December 17, 2010
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Eight More Uses For Fruitcake.
December 2, 2010
More uses for bacon.
November 10, 2010
2010 Friar-O-Lanterns Part II
October 18, 2010
Friar-Lanterns 2010
October 15, 2010
