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1. Squirrels
Because they’re assholes.
Anyone who follows my blog will know why.
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2. Frosted Mini Wheats
Coat them with sugar all you want, they still taste like sawdust.
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3. Lucky Charms (just the cereal part)
Because REALLY…without marshmallows, what’s the freaking POINT?
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4. Caillou
Teaching kids everywhere to be whiny little shits, since 1995.
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5. The Kardashians
For the life of me, I cannot think of one thing these women actually DO. Except maybe metabolize food into CO2 and water vapor and waste heat.
Okay. I’ll give them THAT…at least.
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6. French Kids’ TV Shows with Puppets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwiHQsb6Ja0
…and you thought ELMO was obnoxious!
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7. Estrogen-Saturated Yogurt Commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqGMKltUYk
Nothing like setting back the feminist movement by 40 years…
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8. Chips Ahoy Cookie Bags
Ever since they changed their design…just TRY and open one without ripping it.
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9. Faster-than-Light Neutrinos Research
Okay, you guys. Stop it.
Just STOP it.
You’re going to ruin physics for EVERYONE.
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10. Cirque de Soleil
Make it go away.
PLEASE.
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11. Inspirational Posters telling me to be grateful.
Because actually, they have the OPPOSITE effect.
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