Things I am Ungrateful For.
Thanks a LOT, God!
Wussy little planet. Seriously…what’s it done for me LATELY?
Most. Annoying. Cartoon character. Ever.
A quick plot summary: I’m fat. I’m insecure. AAAAK!
Why do they even HAVE these?
Remember this one? “Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool”. Great…when you put them together, your burger was luke-warm.
Especially when combined with endless wipes.
START THE DAMNED SHOW, ALREADY!
Don’t even attempt to tell me you’re as good as chocolate.
Whole Wheat Wonder Bread
Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?
Kung-fu for old people, who can’t move very fast.
The planet is trying to kill me.
It’s 6:00 AM. Will you PLEASE…SHUT THE @#$% UP?
When you’re stuck at these, at wedding receptions.
When driven in front of you, by octogenarians.
Nuns and Circus Clowns
They both frighten me.
Oboy. Now I know what a cat being throttled sounds like.
See Bag Pipes.