These Things Friar Knows to Be True
Every cereal manufacturer, no matter how devoid of nutrition their product might be, will still endorse it as “Part of a good breakfast”.
You can’t gain any more weight than that of the food you just ate. Eat a pound of chocolate and nothing else, and the worst you can do is gain a pound.
First Law of Thermodynamics: Energy = (Heat) + (Work).
First Law of Burger Dynamics: (Minivans) + (Moms) + (Screaming Banshee-Children) + (Drive-Thru) = SLOWWWWWW.
If there is only one traffic light within in the next 20 miles of highway, regarldess of your driving speed, you will hit it when it’s juuuuust turning red.
(Beauty) x (Brains) = Constant.
Nothing is ever frictionless. Nothing.
Give the chance, Septagenarians will always pay in exact change.
A hot cup of coffee will always cool down and heat up the surrounding air. But you will NEVER see the surrounding air cool down, and spontaneously heat up a cold cup of coffee.
A gas will fill the volume of whatever container it’s placed in. Similarly, the amount of work will fill whatever time is available to do it in. (See Parkinson’s Law.)
How much do you think it will cost to fix your fender-bender? Pick a number that you think is reasonable. Now triple it. That’s what the body shop will quote.
Scooby-Doo and those “meddling kids” will keep chasing ghosts, even though they all must be pushing 60 by now.
Dream big: and there will always be some bozo telling you it can’t be done.
Cubicles are here to stay.
Life isn’t fair: deal with it.
(Age) x (Driving Speed) = Constant.
The last drop will always fall in your pants (for guys only).
You can’t get ahead. You can’t break even. In fact, you can’t even get out of the game.