Comic Strip Characters in Need of Serious Therapy
Passive-aggressive control freak. I never liked her. The rod up her butt has a rod up its butt. This kid ain’t right. She’ll definitely be logging lots of time on the therapists’ couch before her Sweet Sixteen.
Shaggy, Dagwood and Jughead
We typically associate eating disorders with teenage girls, but these three men obviously have issues. Look at the huge amounts of food they put away, yet they stay so slim. Methinks there’s a bit of binging and purging going on. Maybe Shaggy, Dag and Juggie can form their own support group.
How many times has this lummox committed aggravated assault on his classmates, just because they spoke to his “gurl”, Midge? There are serious anger management problems here.
Somebody better intervene and help this boy, before he ends up in Maximum Security and starts forcing his cell-mate to do unspeakable things.
Give me an “Oh”! Give me a “Cee”! Give me a “Dee”! What does that spell? OCD! OCD! Rah! Rah!
This unhealthy obsession with dots needs to stop. This poor girl needs a good talking to. And maybe a bit of Effexor on the side.
Beyond help. She’s such a basket case, I’m surprised she hasn’t offed herself yet (or that someone else hasn’t). (Aaaack!)
Obviously this little brat’s got ADHD.
Nothing a little Ritalin in his sippy-cup wouldn’t fix.
He spends all this time giving exploding packages to everyone. (…and he thinks it’s FUNNY?) Word of advice, Jokey: plead insanity and check yourself into a mental hospital right now…before the boys at Homeland Security come and give you a luxury suite at Gitmo.
Billy from the Family Circus
He needs to be sent on Sensitivity Training, for leering at Ms. Buxley and making suggestive comments to her.
(No…wait…actually, he already HAS).