Celebrities who kinda frighten me, if I had to meet them.
He seems like the nicest guy in the world, provided you do exactly as he says. But disagree with him, like on Kitchen Nightmares or Hell’s kitchen, and he just goes ape-shit.
One of these days he’s going to lose it. Or he’ll push someone too far, and they’ll lose it.
Either way, someone’s gonna get hurt. I just don’t want to be around when it happens.
I have visions of her doing something “shocking” in front of me, just to prove some kind of point, like she always does. It would start off uncomfortable, and then just become annoying.
Jaymie Hyneman (from The Mythbusters)
I bet you he’s okay. I could probably have a beer or two with him. He’s the quiet, silent type who never seems to lose his temper. But I wouldn’t want to find out what it’s like when he does. He’s an expert in explosives and firearms and God knows what else. You just wouldn’t want to piss this guy off.
He might bore me to tears, trying to convert me to Scientology. Or I might injure myself from laughing at him so hard, just because he’s Tom Cruise.
Queen Elizabeth II
She’s be so formal and stuffy. And knowing me, I’d start snickering and break out into a giggle fit. And then it would be “Off with his HEAD!”
John Lennon (hypothetically, if he was still alive)
Don’t get me wrong. I love his music. But if I had ever met him and we started talking, I think he’d get political on me, and it would end up in a big yelling match. And it would not be pretty.
Because I think he’s part giant and he might try to eat me.
Poor gal. Her head isn’t too full. If she opened her mouth to speak, it would cause an explosive drop of air pressure in the room, and I’d risk rupturing my eardrums.
That furry thing on his head might break loose, and try to attack me.
Only because she might start SINGING (shudder).
First of all, this woman has way, WAY TOO MUCH power and influence on our society…for someone who’s just a talk show host.
(Do you hear that, ladies…? She’s JUST A TALK SHOW HOST!)
Now, before all you Oprah-ciples show up at my front door with pitchforks and torches, yes, yes, yes…I know! You don’t have to tell me. I realize Oprah does a lot of good with all the money she has.
But what if she crossed over to the DARK SIDE? What is she used all her powers for EVIL? It could happen any time…don’t’ they say power corrupts?
Geez, I could look at her the wrong way, she’d move her hands, and try to vaporize me into atoms with lightning bolts. Just like the Emperor tried to do to Luke Skywalker on the Return of the Jedi.