Friar’s Predictions for 2010
The film industry, once again at a loss to come up with new ideas, will make yet another feature movie based on a comic-book superhero.
There will be a next “latest thing”, that will be even cooler than Facebook or Twitter. All the bloggers and Social Media knobs will come running to it, like flies on shit, because it will considered the greatest thing since sliced bread.
One of the Cool Kid bloggers will screw up, big time. But their disciples will forgive them, and their blog will be more popular than ever.
A celebrity will screw up and fall from grace.
A fallen celebrity will redeem themself, and make a comeback.
There will be another “Flavor-of-the-Month” cause, and people on Twitter will color their Avatars accordingly.
The earth will continue to cool. The Global Warming proponents will ignore this, and dismiss it as “Climate Change”.
There will be a new Gizmo sold on TV, that will be guaranteed to give you washboard abs in only minutes a day.
The word “Douche” will continue to gain popularity and acceptance into the mainstream vocabulary.
Due to poor quality control, China will be forced to recall a product that would otherwise poison the consumers.
Another crappy Japanese cartoon will makes its way onto the Cartoon Channel.
There will be a big demonstration in a Middle-Eastern country. News footage will show thousands of angry young men, punching their fists into the air and shouting.
There will be a latest version of the I-phone that will cost $1000, that will make other I-phones look like junk. People will line up at 4:00 AM to buy it. 6 months later, there will be a surplus and price will be reduced to $197.
A Hip-Hop star will be charged with a firearms-related crime.
A Congressman will be charged with a sex-related crime.
Simon Cowell will make someone cry on American Idol.
Sponge-Bob will move in with Patrick.
Oprah will Ascend into Heaven, and be seated at the Right Hand of the Father.