A Twitters’ Guide to Selecting the Right Coach For Yourself (*)
(*) No, I did NOT make these up. These are from actual bios found on Twitter.
(**) With apologies to my Life-Coach Friends. This isn’t’ about you…it’s about the spammers who insist filling on following me.
Certified Life Coach
Nothing unusual here. This one’s fairly mainstream by now.
Life Success Coach
It’s one thing to be a Life Coach. But it takes that extra special person to take it one step further, and make it about Life AND Success. I’d go with this one.
Certified Wellness and Career Coach
What if you’re not feeling well ?… AND you need help with your career? Well, look no further…here’s your answer!
I’m not sure about this guy. He’s only about being effective. I’d much rather go with the Life-Success coach, who covers all the bases.
Personal Wellness Coach
Again, I suspect this one is a Life-Success Coach wannabee.
Life Coach Guru Mentor
Wow. This guy must be, like, the Life Coach for all the other Life-Coaches.
Time Management and Personal Effectiveness Coach
Actually, this is a pretty smart move. In case the Personal Effectiveness thing doesn’t work out, you can always fall back on the Time Management part.
Certified Mastermind Executive™ Coach
I don’t know what a Mastermind Executive is, but the superscript ” TM ” gives this one extra street-cred in my books.
Skin Fitness Coach
How….er…specific. Who’d have thought so many people had skin fitness issues, that they need coaching with? Which universities offer this certification?
Open-minded Relationship Coach, swinger, bi and just a woman.
I don’t know about you, but I find this one hot!
Online Fitness Coach and Certified Nutrition & Wellness Consultant
For those who can’t afford a personal trainer: now you can hire someone to motivate you to go to the gym, via the internet. Or, you can just go to the gym anyway, and try to interact with real-life people. Either way, it’s all good.
I am a Christian Life Coach/Wisdom Coach
In case you wanted to know: How would Jesus Life-Coach?
I can save you a lot of time, and summarize everything in four words: Eat less. Exercise more.
Independent Team Beachbody Diamond Coach
I have no idea what this means, if it’s for sports or for personal fulfillment. But regardless, it sure sounds important.
Spunky dating coach
Not just a dating coach, but a “spunky” one. I like that.
Der Twitter Coach für effektives twittern…
In case any of you Germans need coaching on how to use Twitter. (Apparently). Very useful career choice, that…
West Virginia University Head Football Coach
No…wait…this one’s an actual Coach! My apologies…