Viking Children, Versus Those Who Are Not.

Most children are taught the three R’s:

Viking children are taught the 3 P’s.



Most children need to be told to put a helmet on before riding their bike.

Viking Children need to be told to wear a helmet, before going out to raid the playground.



Most children like to play “Duck, Duck, Goosee!”

Viking children like to play “Saxon, Saxon, DANE!”



Most chidlren are scolded, if they play too aggressively.


Viking Children are scolded when they DON’T play aggressively ENOUGH.



Most children hate to get wool sweaters for Christmas

Viking children LOVE to get chain-mail sweaters for Mid-Winter’s Feast.



Most chidren sleep with some kind of Teddy Bear


Viking Children sleep with REAL bears!

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13 Comments on “Viking Children, Versus Those Who Are Not.”

  1. Posky Says:

    Vikings sure do love violence and danger.

    Loved the comic.

  2. Brett Legree Says:

    Sounds a bit like my kids…

    (when they come running to me to complain that brother or sister is “hitting them”, I tell them to sort it out themselves… after all, when they are adults, they’ll have to do the same, right?)

  3. Friar Says:

    Of course….that’s because they’re VIKINGS! 🙂

    Sounds like your little Brettlings will be invading and pillaging in no time!

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  5. Kat Says:

    Love the comic. Particularly the teddy bear & real bear seeing as I was one of those children who kept a teddy bear for years (actually… I still have him, smushed face and all). Of course, I’d be likely to keep a real bear as a pet if I didn’t think it would eat me. =p

  6. Friar Says:


    I still have a bear, too (who often gets posted on this blog!)

    Drives Eyeteaguy nuts, it does. 🙂

  7. Friar Says:


    Thanks for faithfully linking to my Viking posts! It’s flattering that I’m also popular in Portugese!

  8. xup Says:

    Do Viking chilldren go shopping with their parents or to fancy Sunday brunch with their Elders?

  9. Friar Says:


    Vikings don’t shop. They pillage.

    If they DO happen to take their kids with them, they’ll be put to work as shield-bearers.

    In terms of brunch…it really doesn’t matter what age, elder or child. It’s all equally bad. All Vikings have atrocious table manners.

  10. Viking Thunder Says:

    Viking Lexicological Translator:

    Brunch: Buh-run-chk

    Normal Definition: before lunch, yet after breakfast. Includes and egg dish and a muffin. Seen as High Class

    Viking Definition: The sound a bone makes when stepped on by anyone wearing a size 12 boot, or the sound of a barstool being crushed when sat on by Olfstad the Rotund.

  11. Textículos Says:

    They are very funny and I don’t miss a chance of promoting then around here! Keep up!
    Have fun!

  12. Kat Says:


    Some of your pictures of going places with your teddy bear were the first things I saw on your blog. Next were the viking comics. After that it was just like, ‘I’m hooked, how could I not be?’

  13. Eyeteaguy Says:

    I think my kids could be vikings.
    Do they make chain-mail in pink? And shields with Barbie on them?


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