More Pointless Random Lists…

English “or” Words that could be a good name for an alien War-Lord
– Ven-Dor
– Can-Dor
– Ar-Dor
– Glam-Or


Old and Tired Facebook posts
– Expressing the blatantly obvious (i.e. “We should not judge people based on their appearance“), and self-righteously patting yourself on the back for doing so.
– Coloring your avatar to show support/awareness for the latest flavor-of-the-month cause.
– Copy-pasting a quote from a dead philosopher/dead poet,  to show everyone how wise and well-read you are.
– Posting a photo of yourself (if you’re a woman), so all the other women can tell you how “lovely” you look.
– Posting a photo of your meal, so everyone can tell you how “yummy” it looks.


Dialogue from the 3-year-old demon-spawn at the next table at the restaurant
– “No! No!  No!  No!  Noooo!  NOOOOOO!!!”


Modern professions that would be totally useless after a nuclear war and civilizations’  inevitable collapse
– Man-scaper
– Feng-shui consultant
– Social Media Ninja
– Auric Cleanser
– Life Coach


Modern professions that are totally useless today
– See above.


Popular Nah-Nah Songs
– Hey Jude:  “Nah-Nah-Nah Nana-Nah Nahhhhh”
– Kiss him goodbye:  “Nah-Nah-Nah Na,  Nah-Nah-Nah Na,  Hey-Ay, Good Bye”
– The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down: “Nahhh, Nana-Na Nah, Nana Nah Nanana Nahhh”


Bitchy Comic Strip Girls I Never Liked
– Lucy Van Pelt
– Violet and Patty
– Margaret Wade (Dennis the Menace’s nemesis)
– Veronica Lodge

Comic strip characters that would basically be identical, if it weren’t for slight differences in hairstyle or clothes
– Betty and Veronica
– Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
– Jeffy/Billy/Dolly from The Family Circus.
– Blondie Bumpstead and Tootsie Woodley (right down to the cup size)


Best Bugs Bunny quotes ever
– “You better plug him again, Mac, just to make sure!”
– “Fortunately, I keep mah feathers numbered, for jest such an emergency.”
– “I must KIWWW the wabbit!”
– “What for you bury me in the cold, cold, ground?”
– “Ahhh…Magnolias!”


Uncle Friar’s tips on how to mess with dogs and get them all wound up
– Blow in their face.
– Tickle them between the pads on their feet.
– Point excitedly into the snow (“Whassat?  WHASSAT?) and watch them start a digging frenzy
– In a quiet voice…come right up to their face, and ask them “Wwwwwwwwww…..WHAT????”

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6 Comments on “More Pointless Random Lists…”

  1. Mike Goad Says:

    How to mess with dogs: If you’re a volunteer firefighter, test the siren on your fire truck.

    I’ve got a dog whistle ap on my smart phone that I use to mess with my daughter’s dog.

    Turns out the dog whistle ap also works with the 330 lb former high school linebacker that’s in my reactor operator license class. A couple of week’s ago, I was in the room the simulator is operated from while his team was in the simulator, with the door between the two closed. “Watch this,” I said to another instructor and turned the ap on. Immediately we heard over the monitoring speaker, “He’s doing it, again!”

    ***Fun at work.***

  2. dave1949 Says:

    How about posting a picture of a philosopher or poet so all your friends can say how yummy they look.

  3. Friar Says:

    Why in God’s name would they make an ap for a dog whistle?

    Wait..never mind. Nothing surprises me anymore.

    Yeah, but poets and philosphers tend to be tortured intellectuals who don’t earn much money. They’d be too scrawny to be considered “yummy”.

  4. aliastaken Says:

    I’m gonna try to think of some more Popular Nah Nah Songs, haha; there have to be more…

  5. How did:

    “I knew I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque”

    NOT make the best Bugs Bunny quotes?


  6. Friar Says:

    I know there have GOT to be more Nah-Nah songs out there. My mind drew a blank after these three, though.

    D’Oh! How could I forget that one?

    Also: “Hasaaaaan….CHOP!!!”

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