More Pointless Random Lists…

English “or” Words that could be a good name for an alien War-Lord
– Ven-Dor
– Can-Dor
– Ar-Dor
– Glam-Or

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Old and Tired Facebook posts
– Expressing the blatantly obvious (i.e. “We should not judge people based on their appearance“), and self-righteously patting yourself on the back for doing so.
– Coloring your avatar to show support/awareness for the latest flavor-of-the-month cause.
– Copy-pasting a quote from a dead philosopher/dead poet,  to show everyone how wise and well-read you are.
– Posting a photo of yourself (if you’re a woman), so all the other women can tell you how “lovely” you look.
– Posting a photo of your meal, so everyone can tell you how “yummy” it looks.

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Dialogue from the 3-year-old demon-spawn at the next table at the restaurant
– “Am…Am…Am…Am…Am…Am…AM!!!  AM!!!! AMMM AMMMAMMMAMAAMAM”
– “SCREEECH!!!!
– “No! No!  No!  No!  Noooo!  NOOOOOO!!!”
– “AHHHHHHHHHHH!  AHHHHHHH!”

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Modern professions that would be totally useless after a nuclear war and civilizations’  inevitable collapse
– Man-scaper
– Feng-shui consultant
– Social Media Ninja
– Auric Cleanser
– Life Coach

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Modern professions that are totally useless today
– See above.

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Popular Nah-Nah Songs
– Hey Jude:  “Nah-Nah-Nah Nana-Nah Nahhhhh”
– Kiss him goodbye:  “Nah-Nah-Nah Na,  Nah-Nah-Nah Na,  Hey-Ay, Good Bye”
– The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down: “Nahhh, Nana-Na Nah, Nana Nah Nanana Nahhh”

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Bitchy Comic Strip Girls I Never Liked
– Lucy Van Pelt
– Violet and Patty
– Margaret Wade (Dennis the Menace’s nemesis)
– Veronica Lodge


Comic strip characters that would basically be identical, if it weren’t for slight differences in hairstyle or clothes
– Betty and Veronica
– Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
– Jeffy/Billy/Dolly from The Family Circus.
– Blondie Bumpstead and Tootsie Woodley (right down to the cup size)

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Best Bugs Bunny quotes ever
– “You better plug him again, Mac, just to make sure!”
– “Fortunately, I keep mah feathers numbered, for jest such an emergency.”
– “I must KIWWW the wabbit!”
– “What for you bury me in the cold, cold, ground?”
– “Ahhh…Magnolias!”

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Uncle Friar’s tips on how to mess with dogs and get them all wound up
– Blow in their face.
– Tickle them between the pads on their feet.
– Point excitedly into the snow (“Whassat?  WHASSAT?) and watch them start a digging frenzy
– In a quiet voice…come right up to their face, and ask them “Wwwwwwwwww…..WHAT????”

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6 Comments on “More Pointless Random Lists…”

  1. Mike Goad Says:

    How to mess with dogs: If you’re a volunteer firefighter, test the siren on your fire truck.

    I’ve got a dog whistle ap on my smart phone that I use to mess with my daughter’s dog.

    Turns out the dog whistle ap also works with the 330 lb former high school linebacker that’s in my reactor operator license class. A couple of week’s ago, I was in the room the simulator is operated from while his team was in the simulator, with the door between the two closed. “Watch this,” I said to another instructor and turned the ap on. Immediately we heard over the monitoring speaker, “He’s doing it, again!”

    ***Fun at work.***

  2. dave1949 Says:

    How about posting a picture of a philosopher or poet so all your friends can say how yummy they look.

  3. Friar Says:

    @Mike
    Why in God’s name would they make an ap for a dog whistle?

    Wait..never mind. Nothing surprises me anymore.

    @Dave
    Yeah, but poets and philosphers tend to be tortured intellectuals who don’t earn much money. They’d be too scrawny to be considered “yummy”.

  4. aliastaken Says:

    I’m gonna try to think of some more Popular Nah Nah Songs, haha; there have to be more…


  5. How did:

    “I knew I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque”

    NOT make the best Bugs Bunny quotes?

    Jeesh.

  6. Friar Says:

    @aliastaken
    I know there have GOT to be more Nah-Nah songs out there. My mind drew a blank after these three, though.

    @Andrea
    D’Oh! How could I forget that one?

    Also: “Hasaaaaan….CHOP!!!”


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