Useful (?) Squirrels
Tulips growing right out of my lawn.
Gee, I wonder who did that…huh?
You SQUIRRELS wouldn’t have had anything to do with this, now, would you?
You varmints probably stole the bulbs from my own garden.
Or maybe the neighbor’s.
But I have to admit, it’s kind of neat, having tulips come out of my lawn.
It seems you’ve actually done something constructive for a change.
Instead of chewing up electrical wiring, or trying to nest in my roof, or scolding me from your tree-throne, you’ve created beauty.
So I’ll let this one go…THIS time.
But don’t let it go to your head.
You rodents are still a-holes, in my book.