Failed Kool-Aid Flavors

You know you’re a real fisherman when…

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You have 4 identical lures, but you spend 25$ buying two more, “just in case”.

You’ve tipped a canoe at least once.   (Bonus points if it’s in ice water)

You’re destroyed your fair share of props.

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You’ve learned that “shore lunch” isn’t always as much fun as it sounds.

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You’ll gladly off-r0ad for miles into the bush, at the risk of wrecking your driveshaft,  just to get to a remote lake that’s rumored to “maybe” have some trout in it.

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It could be either too early or too late in the season, but either way,  you’ve fished in snow.

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By trial and painful error, you’ve learned which part of the walleye NOT to grab.

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You’ll burn 3500 calories in order to catch 500 calories worth of food.

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You refuse to use the politically-correct gender-neutral term “fisher”.

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