9 Minor Annoyances That Shouldn’t Bother Me, But Still Do.
Which have stopped servinng any useful purpose in our society.
When I’m doing housework, it’s not even worth my time to pick them up.
I’ll vacuum ’em up instead.
2. The only traffic light on a 60-mile stretch of highway
And it’s always, always RED.
3. Tim Horton’s relentless male-bashing campaign
Derp. Me male. Me stupid. Not smart like woman. DUHHHH.
Pretty much every radio ad follows this formula. As well TV commercials like this one.
4. Food that pretends to be healthy, when it isn’t.
Just because it’s “Lo fat”, doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
5. Getting a traffic ticket
Even when you know it’s 100% your own damned fault.
6 The closing credits ot the Flinstones.
This always bothered me, for as long as I can remember.
Why didn’t Fred just use the damned window?
7. Helena from the Mighty Hercules
Most useless. Cartoon female. Ever.
She no doubt helped set back the feminist movement by 10 years.
Go make Hercules a sandwich, or something.
8. That dreaded moment
When you realize the toilet’s gonna overflow.
9. Cheap Toliet paper
That disintegrates into bunny balls.