Anti-Squirrel Haiku

Malevolent stare
You resent me being here.
Too bad.  I’m bigger.


When you spring into action.
You’re up to no good.


Sunflower killer.
You climbed the plant and broke it.
Out of pure malice.


Hogging the feeder.
Gorging yourselves on the seeds.
Meant for the blue-jays.


Thieving rat with tail.
Rodent-spit on our apples.
Look how fat you are.

Look how fat you areaa

“Traverse d’Écureuil”.
Squirrel crossing in Quebec.
I hope you get hit.


You dug up my yard.
And re-planted a tulip.
I tolerate this.

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5 Comments on “Anti-Squirrel Haiku”

  1. Says:

    LOVE IT!

  2. And don’t get me started with the crack squirrels… I tried to do a post to warn the world, but no one took me seriously.

  3. Friar Says:

    @Carmen I try to do my part. 🙂

  4. Friar Says:


    The thought of those hyperactive rodents on crack….ALARMS me.

  5. As well it should. There is no greater threat to mankind’s future. At least until earthworms discover heroin.

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