My American Cereal Collection
Whenever I travel to the States, I stock up on the junk food that you can’t get in Canada. Especially the cereals.
Here’s my latest stash:
1. Crunch Berries
We used to be able to get these when I was a kid. But somewhere along the line, Crunch Berries moved back South of the Border, and now we’re stuck with just the plain old Cap’n Crunch.
Notice the berries are multi-colored now. I remember when they only came on one color: bright pink.
Also notice how manic-looking the Cap’n has become. He ain’t quite right….he’s not the friendly, kindly-looking Cap’n that we grew up with.
I dunno…maybe he’s OD’ing on all the sugar.
Again, I have fold memories of these as a kid (while visiting Grandma, of course). There’s no way in hell Friar’s Mom would ever stoop so low as to buy these for us.
But, just like with Crunch Berries, you just cant’ get these here any more. (Count Chocula, either).
You don’t know what you got, till it’s gone. (*sigh*)
And check out the look of pure delight, while Sonny (who’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs) tries to navigate through a tidal wave of pure chocolate.
Screw the yogurt and nuts. Which normal, healthy, red-blooded kid wouldn’t love a breakfast like that?
Say what you will, but any cereal that turns the milk brown, has got my respect.
We can still occasionally get these in Canada. But not with MARSHMALLOWS.
And why add marshmallows, you may ask?
Because they CAN.
And look at the apple with the bulging eyes. He also ain’t quite right….thought the cinnamon dude looks like he’d be fun to party with.
This is my favorite. You just gotta admire the in-your-face attitude from General Mills. …how they don’t even TRY to pretend this cereal/candy isn’t loaded with sugar.
Look, kids: it’s like eating a big bowl of cookies.
Which really, isn’t that far from the truth.