Archive for the ‘Friar Toons’ category

Monday Night Art Class: The Day of the Squirrel

October 29, 2014

Oh well.

They can’t all be gems.

 

The Day of the Squirrel

Failed Kool-Aid Flavors

May 6, 2012

You know you’re a real fisherman when…

May 2, 2012

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You have 4 identical lures, but you spend 25$ buying two more, “just in case”.

You’ve tipped a canoe at least once.   (Bonus points if it’s in ice water)

You’re destroyed your fair share of props.

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You’ve learned that “shore lunch” isn’t always as much fun as it sounds.

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You’ll gladly off-r0ad for miles into the bush, at the risk of wrecking your driveshaft,  just to get to a remote lake that’s rumored to “maybe” have some trout in it.

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It could be either too early or too late in the season, but either way,  you’ve fished in snow.

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By trial and painful error, you’ve learned which part of the walleye NOT to grab.

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You’ll burn 3500 calories in order to catch 500 calories worth of food.

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You refuse to use the politically-correct gender-neutral term “fisher”.

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Friar’s Christmas Wishes

December 22, 2011

Forget world peace.

Here’s what I’d like to see for Christmas 2011.

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All the fruitcake on the planet will be loaded onto one huge rocket, and launched into the sun.

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It’ll be against the law to give clothes as gifts to any kid under 10.

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The Turkey Stuffing Fairy will see to it that turkey stuffing everywhere will be raisin-free.

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Charlie Brown will finally stop taking crap from Lucy.

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The Abominable Snow-Monster will get to keep all this teeth, this time.

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Children’s Aid will get involved, and see to it that those poor Frosty kids have decent winter clothes, for a change.

Still More Uses for Bacon

December 9, 2011

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Be Prepared to Wait When…

March 15, 2011

Grandma Moses blows her months’ pension check on lottery tickets, and needs to check the whole stack for winners.

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The only thing you can see in the slow-moving car ahead of you is a big FEDORA.

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Chuckles the PowerPoint King insists on reading each and every slide…VERBATIM.

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The  vehicle next in line at the drive-thru is a VAN…full of screaming demon-spawn.

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Old Man Yåargen appears very perplexed about his prescription, and no doubt needs to talk to someone about it.

 

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The 17-year-old sales clerk can’t answer your question, and, like, needs to consult their 18-year-old manager.

 

Even six MORE uses for Christmas fruitcake

December 17, 2010

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