Posted tagged ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’

Christmas Cartoon Haiku

December 16, 2009

(*Thanks to Barbara, who got me thinking in Haikus today)

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Little Drummer Boy
God, what a lame-ass cartoon.
Pa Rum Pa Pum DUMB.

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Poor Bumble Snow-man
Herbie ripped out all your teeth
Now how will you eat?

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Charlie Brown, your friends:
Frieda, Shermy, Violet.
What happened to them?

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Kris Kringle’s girl friend.
I know she’s just a puppet
But isn’t she hot?

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Dumb-ass Frosty kids
It’s freezing outside right now.
Is this how you dress?

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You repented, good.
But how to return the gifts?
They’re all mixed up now

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The best poo ever.
I love you Mr. Hanky
(Typical South Park)