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Friar’s Christmas Wishes

December 22, 2011

Forget world peace.

Here’s what I’d like to see for Christmas 2011.

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All the fruitcake on the planet will be loaded onto one huge rocket, and launched into the sun.

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It’ll be against the law to give clothes as gifts to any kid under 10.

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The Turkey Stuffing Fairy will see to it that turkey stuffing everywhere will be raisin-free.

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Charlie Brown will finally stop taking crap from Lucy.

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The Abominable Snow-Monster will get to keep all this teeth, this time.

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Children’s Aid will get involved, and see to it that those poor Frosty kids have decent winter clothes, for a change.

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