Viking Warehouse Clearance Sale!
Are you Norseman enough to eat these? Comes in three flavours: Armour-plated, Spiked-Mace Crûller, and Molten-Lead Filled (with sprinkles).
Price: 5 bronze pieces a dozen.
Price: 1 silver piece
Our stockade is filled with these surplus captives, left over from our last conquest. Great for helping out with the household chores or yard work.
Price: 5 guilders each, or an equivalent livestock animal in barter.
Will keep your feet warm, or feed you in a pinch, should you become lost at sea.
Price: 25 Kröners.
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Why barter a months’ worth of plundering to the Village Elder to cure your battle wounds, when you can do it yourself? Comes with a rusty amputation saw, tar to cauterize the bloody stump, and a small cauldron to boil the tar in.
Price: 15 Kröners
Imagine the look on your comrade-in-arms’ face, when he’s fighting to the death, and you slip him this useless weapon. You’ll be the life of the party and your clansmen will laugh “Hyärgen Hyärgen Hyärgen” all the way to Valhalla.
Price: 10 bronze pieces. Or a real sword, in exchange.
Enhance your delicate feminine aroma with this delightful perfume made of codfish soaked in brine and lye. Your man will barely be able to contain himself, or his lunch.
Price: 3 Sheep, and a goat.
What better way to attend your favorite pillaging event, while enjoying the beverage of your choice drunken out of the skulls of your fallen enemies?
Price: 5 Kröners. (Mead not included).