Berserk! Goes the Weasel!
All around the Skull-berry bush,
The Viking chased the Weasel.
The Viking thought ’twas fun until
BERSERK! Went the Weasel!
A Kroner for a loaf of bread
Some hearty grog and cheese, well…
That’s the way Valhalla goes…
BERSERK! Goes the Weasel!
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Tags: Berserk, humor, original comics, Viking Nursery Rhymes
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The Deep Friar 
March 16, 2010 at 1:08 am
@ Wee Friar,
You continue to amuse me and my friends. I like the idea of bandaids for his scratches.
Question? Howcum no horns on his helmet?
March 16, 2010 at 8:59 am
@Friar’s Mom
No horns…just for variety. I don’t want the Vikings to all look alike.
March 16, 2010 at 9:01 am
The skull berry bush. That’s berry berry amusing. 🙂
I smiled out loud.
Seestor.
March 16, 2010 at 9:09 am
Fourthsies!
You may want to change
“That’s they way Valhalla goes…”
to
“That’s the way Valhalla goes”
In the words of Lord Vader. “I find your lack of attention to detail disturbing.”
Eyevaderguy
March 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
Well, when I was a kid I’d take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I’d run barefooted all day long climbin’ trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin’ way back in the very last pew showin’ him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang “I Surrender All” the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan’s coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, “Somethin’s got a hold on me”, Yeow!
Chorus:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church
In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
They were jumpin’ pews and shoutin’ Hallelujah!
(Ray Charles)
March 16, 2010 at 9:18 am
sorry that was Ray STEVENS!
March 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
@Seestor
I think Skull-berries would make a good breakfast cereal.
@EyeFourthGuy.
Ahhh…I think you’ve lost interest in being Firsties. You’re probably spending time with another blogger….
@Candian Army Wife
Now…it seems to me I saw this before…something on TV or a movie…about a squirrel in church…It’s at the tip of my tongue…
March 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm
How about a peanut butter and skull-berry jam sammitch?
March 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm
@Brett
Hmmm…??
Maybe the topic of another nursery rhyme? With the Viking equivalent of Miss Muffet, eating a PB-skullberry sammtich.
March 16, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I feel sorry for the spider when Viking Muffet gets done with it…
March 16, 2010 at 6:44 pm
@ Wee Friar,
Little Jack Horner would be a great rhyme.
What Viking name would he have? Where would he sit? What kind of pie would he eat? What would he stick into his pie? What would he pull out? What would he say?
March 16, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Hard to lose interest when you keep post such gems as these.
And you are my one true blogger, I would never read another.
Eyefaithfulguy
March 17, 2010 at 1:41 am
@ Eyeteaguy (a.k.a. Eyesuckupguy) –
You may want to change
“when you keep post such gems as these.”
to
“when you keep posting such gems as these.”
In the words of Lord Vader. “I find your lack of attention to detail disturbing.”
~Yoda
March 17, 2010 at 8:06 am
@Karen
Hahahah!
Strong in you, the Force is. Resisting Eyeteaguy, you are.
But I’ll go easy on him, since he just gave me what appeared to be a sincere genuine compliment.
June 24, 2010 at 12:12 am
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