Most children are taught the three R’s:
Viking children are taught the 3 P’s.
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Most children need to be told to put a helmet on before riding their bike.
Viking Children need to be told to wear a helmet, before going out to raid the playground.
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Most children like to play “Duck, Duck, Goosee!”
Viking children like to play “Saxon, Saxon, DANE!”
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Most chidlren are scolded, if they play too aggressively.
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Viking Children are scolded when they DON’T play aggressively ENOUGH.
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Most children hate to get wool sweaters for Christmas
Viking children LOVE to get chain-mail sweaters for Mid-Winter’s Feast.
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Most chidren sleep with some kind of Teddy Bear
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Viking Children sleep with REAL bears!
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