When I was 20
I’m going to live in a mansion at the foot of a ritzy ski resort.
Today
Hopefully, I’ll have that starter-home paid off before I’m too old to know the difference.
When I was 20
The woman I marry will be intelligent, gorgeous, love the outdoors and have a great sense of humor
Today
It would be nice to just get a date with someone my age who wasn’t bat-shit insane.
When I was 20
I’ll have several expensive sports cars at my disposal.
Today
I’m thankful that my 10-year old Honda starts when I turn the key.
When I was 20
I’ll work for a company that values my training and my university education.
Today
If I got treated with same respect as our Admin Assistant, that would be AWESOME.
When I was 20
Whatever my career will be, I will LOVE it, to that point that it won’t even feel like “work” when I come into the office.
Today
Just so long as my job doesn’t give me anxiety-chest pains, I can take it.
When I was 20
I”m never going to let myself go. I’m always going to keep in shape.
Today
Just so long as I can still fit into size XL.
When I was 20
I’m going to retire in my early 50’s yet still maintain a comfortable, affluent lifestyel
Today
Freedom 85. With one can of cat food a day, whether I need it or not.
When I was 20
I’m going to do even better than my parents did.
Today
I’m going to try to EQUAL what my parents did. (By the way, Mom, can you lend me money to fix my roof?)
When I was 20
Eventually, my wife and I will have 2.3 kids, maybe when I’m in my 30’s
Today
Whoever I end up marrying, I just pray her kids are grown up with no criminal records, so I dont’ have pay for custody battles, college tuition or bail.